No One Likes Us, We Don’t Care

English Porter BJCP 2021 – 13C

OG
1.058
FG
1.014
SRM
40
ABV
6.0%
IBU
35
Batch #
2026-02
Batch Size
11.00 gal
Boil Time
90 min
Status
On Tap
Brew Date
January 17, 2026
Tap Date
February 21, 2026
Conditioning
Keg
BU/GU
0.6
Carbonation
2.4 vol
ABW
4.6%
Kcal
192 12 oz
Real Extract
5.5° P
Attenuation
74.8% apparent
61.5% real

Fermentables

Pale Ale Finest Maris OtterSimpsons
17.00 lbs|67%
Type
Grain
Origin
UK
Color
2.5 SRM
PPG
79.0
67%
Munich IIWeyermann
3.00 lbs|11.8%
Type
Grain
Origin
Germany
Color
8.5 SRM
PPG
82.2
11.8%
Oats, MaltedThomas Fawcett
1.50 lbs|5.9%
Type
Grain
Origin
UK
Color
2.0 SRM
PPG
71.7
5.9%
Carafa Special IIIWeyermann
1.00 lbs|3.9%
Type
Grain
Origin
Germany
Color
470.0 SRM
PPG
75.7
3.9%
Chocolate MaltSimpsons
1.00 lbs|3.9%
Type
Grain
Origin
UK
Color
600.8 SRM
PPG
69.0
3.9%
Special RoastBriess
1.00 lbs|3.9%
3.9%
Crystal DarkSimpsons
0.87 lbs|3.4%
Type
Grain
Origin
UK
Color
135.8 SRM
PPG
69.0

Hops

2.00 oz
Magnum 12.5%
60 min Boil
1.50 oz
East Kent Goldings (EKG) 6.1%
30 min Boil
1.00 oz
East Kent Goldings (EKG) 6.1%
10 min Boil
1.00 oz
East Kent Goldings (EKG) 6.1%
0 min Boil

Non-Fermentables

2.00 g
Calcium Chloride (CaCl2) Water Agent
Mash
0.25 g
Canning Salt (NaCl) Water Agent
Mash
2.50 g
Epsom Salt (MgSO4) Water Agent
Mash
2.00 g
Gypsum (CaSO4) Water Agent
Mash
3.00 ml
Lactic Acid Water Agent
Mash
0.06 g
Sodium Metabisulfite (Na2S2O5) Water Agent
Mash
1.15 g
Calcium Chloride (CaCl2) Water Agent
Sparge
0.14 g
Canning Salt (NaCl) Water Agent
Sparge
1.44 g
Epsom Salt (MgSO4) Water Agent
Sparge
1.15 g
Gypsum (CaSO4) Water Agent
Sparge
0.03 g
Sodium Metabisulfite (Na2S2O5) Water Agent
Sparge

Yeasts

264 ml
London Ale Yeast1028
Wyeast Labs

Equipment ProfileGeoff's Electric Equipment

Batch Size
11.00gal
Boil Volume
13.38gal
Boil Time
90min
Evaporation Rate
8.22%per hour
Hop Utilization
90%
Trub Chiller Loss
0.26gal

Mash Profile Single Infusion - Medium Fermentability

Ideal Grain Temp
68°F

Mash Steps

Step 1
Temperature60 min
152°F

Fermentation and Aging

14 days
Primary
68°F

General Info

Inspired by Anspach & Hobday London Black. And Millwall (SE London) football club's chant.

Cold steep Carafa and add to last 15 of boil.

Regarding water: “Since you are brewing a Porter, some alkalinity is desirable in the mashing water. That will help keep the mash pH from dropping too low like it will if you use RO or distilled water. The beer flavor is improved when the wort pH is in the 5.4 to 5.6 range. With distilled or RO water, the wort pH could easily be in the 5.0 to 5.2 range. Its still going to be a good tasting beer, but may be more tart than you prefer.”

Latest BrewBlogs
07/02/2026
05/26/2026
04/26/2026
03/29/2026
No One Likes Us, We Don’t Care
01/17/2026
11/30/2025
11/16/2025
10/26/2025
09/01/2025
08/18/2025
06/22/2025
05/04/2025
03/09/2025
02/16/2025
01/20/2025
01/05/2025
12/08/2024
08/11/2024
07/14/2024
06/22/2024
05/27/2024
05/11/2024
02/24/2024
01/14/2024
09/27/2023
09/09/2023
08/21/2023
07/09/2023
06/11/2023
05/28/2023
05/14/2023
04/16/2023
01/08/2023
01/08/2023
12/15/2022
08/16/2022
06/27/2022
06/12/2022
12/11/2021
10/13/2021
10/03/2021
08/29/2021
07/01/2021
05/29/2021
05/15/2021
04/18/2021
02/27/2021
02/13/2021
12/30/2020
11/21/2020